Risking It All For Fun In The Sun?

I don’t know what to think - is the sun good for me, or bad for me? I just cut my hair and I’m worried I’m gonna get spots on my head because now more of me is exposed to the sun. My girlfriend Drew says I’m not worried enough about the sun’s dangers. She says it’s okay if I cut my hair, but that I should leave it “long on the top, and just cut the sides.”

I told the barber to shave the sides only, but he thought I wanted a Mohican. Now I’m so afraid of those incoming spots. I mean, I don’t want to look like Gorby; no offense to Russia’s people. I understand different countries have different fashion customs, so maybe it is okay over there to have big splotchy sun spots on your head. Who knows?

I tried rubbing a smooth coating of Goalch Sun Cream on my pate. It stung, so I wiped it off. I also tried wearing a baseball cap, but it just caused further fashion friction: I didn’t know if I should wear the thing backwards, or forwards, or what. So, at the moment, I am still risking it all, for fun in the sun.


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